Ed’s boat became lost from the Diamond Jubilee Pageant.
Ed recreated the moment when he tearfully had to strangle a wild fox to death.
Ed couldn’t get away from the voices in his head: ‘kill, kill, kill’
Ed pleaded but the Bulgarians refused to allow him to enter their Eurovision entry.
Ed was confused as he felt a foot rub up against his leg
Ed decided that he would enter the Rickshaw business.
Ed just loves show business… and jazz hands
Ed didn’t see the bear until it was too late.
‘I want to break free’ Ed bashed out Queen in Birmingham.
Ed did love tea so much
‘Come on then, if you want it come outside and take it big boy!’ Ed replied.
Times were tough and Ed had taken to sharing newspapers.
Suddenly Ed saw him, his beautiful blue lagoon eyes, he was in love.
As you speak, Ed just focusses on what you look like naked… and he likes it.
Ed was over joyed at last his mail order brides had arrived from Asia.