Ed just loves Mr Bean

Ed got a really good deal on 4,500x i <3 LDN t-shirts, apparently there is something wrong with them

Reacting like a Ninja to Ed Balls display of human kindness, Ed could sense it was a trap. 

Ed spotted someone putting their Evening Standard on the shelf behind the seat, but he was too frightened to ask for it.

Ed played it cool as he zipped up his flies 

Ed never expected to get such a personal response to his Premier Inn complaint 

Ed desperately searched the backstreets of London for a hat shop, but to no avail. 

Ed laughs in the face of health and safety regulations

Whenever you get on the Circle line some weirdo always talks to you, Ed was that guy.

‘Just act natural, if he asks we are going for change for the meter’ whispers Ed

Ed explains how many times a lady he is (lovely Lionel Richie reference)

While Ken Livingstone sobbed uncontrollably, Ed sat and prayed for the dearly departed Hugo Chavez.

Ed takes a crash course in ‘how the plebs use machines instead of staff to clean their clothes’, was was amazed and shocked

Ed 1 and 2 both love BBC3CR, which coincidentally is also Ed’s bank password 

‘You know a trick to staying warm in Sweden is wearing gloves’ Ed is told.